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COLE SPOTTED LAUGHING AFTER DEFEAT
An independent witness said that Ashley Cole was laughing after the Champions League quarter final exit at the hands of Manchester United.
"It reminded me of that time when Ashley Cole got papped laughing at the World Cup after England got battered by the Germans," football fan Hayley Cropper (formerly Harold) of Weatherfield, told reporters. "I don't know what that bloke's on, but he doesn't seem to care about anything except texting pictures of his underpants to strippers."
There's no disputing the fact that Cole was given a rough ride by the Old Trafford faithful during the match, when he was taunted as to the current whereabouts of his ex-wife, X-Factor judge, former Girls Aloud pop sensation and toilet attendant beater, Cheryl.